The jet engine (1930), the iPhone (2007), the Baby Shark Dance (2017), GTA 6 in 2023 (wait…never mind), and now flavored toothpick. Guys, it is an exciting time to be alive.
There is probably not a single person on this planet who doesn’t know what a toothpick is. Toothpicks are one of the oldest objects our species has invented, with the earliest of them reaching back far over 100k years.
Yet, who really uses toothpicks anymore? Who really thinks they are cool?
Well, we do! Call it ultra retro or primitive vintage but pick’em is all about bringing back the most bad ass accessory our species has ever invented.
The toothpick
and not just any toothpick
Toothpick with flavor.
You might be too young to claim you’ve been alive when the car was invented or nuclear fusion was discovered. But when you read this about section from (we believe) the greatest toothpick company in existence you are definitely old enough to claim this one for you.
So go out and make toothpicks a thing again, and if you made it so far in our slightly dramatic about section, use the code: Imadeittopickemsslightlydramaticaboutsection to claim a 5% discount on your next order.